Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Do you love me?Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, it came seventh. […]
What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
