Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” … Continue reading →

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Martin asked David, “In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, “In the liquid state.”

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, “Could you read my palm?” He shows his hand to her, and she says, “But…I can’t read your hand.””Why?” the man asks.”I don’t understand your handwriting,” the woman … Continue reading →