What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
What’s hairy and flies through the air?Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!
What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didn’t take it – he already had a door!
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!
