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A gorilla was walking through …

26 Oct , 2009  

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is […]

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Q: Why do gorillas have big no…

26 Oct , 2009  

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: They have big fingers.

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Q. Why did the ape run around …

26 Oct , 2009  

Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!

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Why do apes climb to the tops …

26 Oct , 2009  

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?The elevator men are on strike!

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Why do Apes like tall building…

26 Oct , 2009  

Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why do Apes love to go to scho…

26 Oct , 2009  

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy…

26 Oct , 2009  

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They don’t really know – but they’re NUTS about him!

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Why do waiters like Gorillas b…

26 Oct , 2009  

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’

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Why should you always refuse t…

26 Oct , 2009  

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why do primates do so well in …

26 Oct , 2009  

Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!

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Why did the actor fire his Gor…

26 Oct , 2009  

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Why did the Ape jump off the b…

26 Oct , 2009  

Why did the Ape jump off the building?He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!