Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?To avoid the draft!

Why did the Gorilla fail English?He had little Ape-titude!

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?An advertisement’s headline enticed him – See Ape-les and die!

Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?Hairy Truman!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?They’re willing to work peanuts!

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?Gorilla My Dreams!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?The bear hug!

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet?Ben/Anna!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!