Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !

How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !

What’s a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !

When is a car like a frog ? When it’s becing toad !

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart’s new !

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !