What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. … Continue reading →

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss … Continue reading →

Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?