Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !