What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

What’s a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !