As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don’t see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn’t. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
Fred’s mother was on the telephone to the boy’s dentist. “I don’t understand it,” she complained, “I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you’ve charged me $80.” “It is usually $20, ma’am,” agreed the dentist, “but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!”
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I’m a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I’m a dentist.
What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?Because they fought both tooth and nail!
Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.”Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
