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“Did you get your money?” ask …

8 Sep , 2009  

“Did you get your money?” ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient’s home.”Not a cent,” growled the dentist, “and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!”

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Dentist: “You don’t need to op…

8 Sep , 2009  

Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”

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A man went to his dentist beca…

8 Sep , 2009  

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some […]

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What to do you call an old den…

8 Sep , 2009  

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

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Pardon me for a moment, please…

8 Sep , 2009  

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.””Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”

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Patient:Do you extract teeth p…

8 Sep , 2009  

Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

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Papa, why is it that dentists …

8 Sep , 2009  

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?””Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”

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believe that the members of th…

8 Sep , 2009  

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

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A patient asked the dentist, i…

8 Sep , 2009  

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth.The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

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Gerald: “Have you ever come ac…

8 Sep , 2009  

Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?”Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”

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What’s worse than having your …

8 Sep , 2009  

What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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Patient to Dentist: “How much …

8 Sep , 2009  

Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened?” “Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the door.Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?””To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”