“Did you get your money?” ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient’s home.”Not a cent,” growled the dentist, “and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!”

Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some […]

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.””Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”

Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?””Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth.The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?”Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”

What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened?” “Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the door.Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?””To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”