What is a drill team?A group of dentists who work together.

Why does a dentist seem moody?Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why do dentists like potatoes?Because they are so filling.

At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).

What did the dentist say to the golfer?”You have a hole in one. “

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, “Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?” “Ah sure do!” replied Cloyd. “Everee single day!” “What do you brush with?” asked the dentist, “Preparation H,” said the redneck.

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?That’s right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Don’t smile in a bad neighborhood.

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.

Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasn’t in.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula’s dentist.

I’m suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.