As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for “Technology Without An Interesting Name.”
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed…Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
Customer: “My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn’t work.” Tech Support: “Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up.” Customer: “Look, I don’t have three hands!”
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.
How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due to lack of […]
