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A customer was asked to send a…

8 Jul , 2009  

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.

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What did Bill Gate’s wife say …

8 Jul , 2009  

What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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Q. What creature has the best …

8 Jul , 2009  

Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider — It has its own website.

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Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t mis…

8 Jul , 2009  

Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, […]

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Customer: “Wait, that password…

8 Jul , 2009  

Customer: “Wait, that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”

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Q: Why didn’t Intel call the P…

8 Jul , 2009  

Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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How do you keep a programmer i…

8 Jul , 2009  

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

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Computer helpline?Everytime I …

8 Jul , 2009  

Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white….

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What do you do if your compute…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!

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Why did the dish and spoon hid…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

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A technician received a call f…

8 Jul , 2009  

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into his typewriter to type the labels.

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Q: How does Bill Gates screw i…

8 Jul , 2009  

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.