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While trying to diagnose a pro…

8 Jul , 2009  

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said “File not found”.I told him to do a dir.I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.He said, “Well it says autoexec, then there’s some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat.”I […]

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Got this email from a friend: …

8 Jul , 2009  

Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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Q: How many programmers does i…

8 Jul , 2009  

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem.

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Another customer called Tech S…

8 Jul , 2009  

Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked “What power switch?”

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There are three engineers in a…

8 Jul , 2009  

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace […]

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What happened when the compute…

8 Jul , 2009  

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.

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The problem with physicists is…

8 Jul , 2009  

The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.

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Pupil: In other schools, pupil…

8 Jul , 2009  

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got or don’t use any at all.

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Where does an elephant carry i…

8 Jul , 2009  

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.

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Q: Which way did the programme…

8 Jul , 2009  

Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!

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A person turned on the compute…

8 Jul , 2009  

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a “Keyboard Error” message.She then asks “Why did it give me a keyboard error?There isn’t even a keyboard attached?

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One guy was on duty in the mai…

8 Jul , 2009  

One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she […]