What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
