Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if you’re the chicken !

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?They go on peck-nics !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?”You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !”

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?He wanted to lay it on the line !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?She lays hand gren-eggs !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?A bird that lays down !

Why don’t chickens like people ?They beat eggs !