Why is politics for the birds?Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?So they don’t become polly-saturated!
What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!
What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
