Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
