What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.

Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”

What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What does an educated owl say?Whom.

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.