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What do you get if you cross a…

8 Aug , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !…

8 Aug , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

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What do you get if you cross a…

8 Aug , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

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How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo…

8 Aug , 2009  

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

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Why does a mother carry her ba…

8 Aug , 2009  

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

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I got a letter from my sister….

8 Aug , 2009  

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

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Why do we dress baby girls in …

8 Aug , 2009  

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

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My new baby is the image of hi…

22 Jul , 2009  

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

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Would you rather have a baby b…

22 Jul , 2009  

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

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Q: Where does a white baby go …

22 Jul , 2009  

Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: A Bat!

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Fred: My mum’s having a new ba…

22 Jul , 2009  

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

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Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or …

22 Jul , 2009  

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.