Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.
Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant’s!
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, “Excuse […]
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
