What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.