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What do you get if you cross a…

8 Aug , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !…

8 Aug , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

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What do you get if you cross a…

8 Aug , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

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How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo…

8 Aug , 2009  

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

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Why does a mother carry her ba…

8 Aug , 2009  

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

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I got a letter from my sister….

8 Aug , 2009  

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

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Why do we dress baby girls in …

8 Aug , 2009  

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’…

22 Jul , 2009  

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?…

22 Jul , 2009  

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

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What did the mummy snake say t…

22 Jul , 2009  

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Mum, are the Smiths very poor …

22 Jul , 2009  

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin

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When a baby is learning to eat…

22 Jul , 2009  

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?