What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.