Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.
Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: A Bat!
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?
Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand !!
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
