Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins””That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets”The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to […]
