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When does a person decide to b…

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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Why did God invent economists?…

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Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What’s an actuary?An accountan…

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What’s an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Why do some accountants decide…

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.

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What do actuaries do to liven …

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.

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What does an accountant use fo…

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.

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What’s an extroverted accounta…

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What’s an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.

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What do you call an accountant…

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular

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What’s the definition of unlik…

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What’s the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‘The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!’.

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What’s an accountant’s idea of…

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What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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