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A young woman with a happy, ch…

3 May , 2016  

A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband’s trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. “I just know you are small, blond with blue eyes,” he said. […]

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At a family gathering, husband…

3 May , 2016  

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. “Honey,” she said to her husband, “when I get my way, that’s a compromise.” “What is it when I get my way?” he was quick to ask. She replied, “That’s a miracle!”

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A young man called his mother …

3 May , 2016  

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. “Now what should I do?” His mother has an idea. “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?” He thought this was a great […]

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? A…

3 May , 2016  

OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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QUESTION: What is the differen…

3 May , 2016  

QUESTION: What is the difference between a “Battery” and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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QUESTION: What’s the best way …

3 May , 2016  

QUESTION: What’s the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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A man was walking on the beach…

3 May , 2016  

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.” The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 […]

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What are the three fastest mea…

3 May , 2016  

What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

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Q: Which is easier for a man t…

3 May , 2016  

Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.

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Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does …

3 May , 2016  

Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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Q: What do you call a woman wh…

3 May , 2016  

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!

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An English professor wrote the…

3 May , 2016  

An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”