Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”

How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.