What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
