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Various animal jokes

A lion was getting rather old …

3 Jul , 2015  

A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering […]

Various animal jokes

A man moved to a mountain top …

3 Jul , 2015  

A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” the man […]

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Look over there! Said the frig…

3 Jul , 2015  

Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.”There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”

Various animal jokes

A fish walks into a bar, the b…

3 Jul , 2015  

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,”What would you like?” the fish says holding his neck, “Water”.

Various animal jokes

Turtle to turtle: “Don’t ya ju…

3 Jul , 2015  

Turtle to turtle: “Don’t ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?”

Various animal jokes

What do you give a deer with a…

3 Jul , 2015  

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?Elkaseltzer.

Various animal jokes

Exasperated dragon on the fiel…

3 Jul , 2015  

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:”Mother said there would be knights like this.”

Various animal jokes

A hungry lion was roaming thro…

3 Jul , 2015  

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.Even the king of the jungle knows that readers […]

Various animal jokes

Mama bear to Papa bear:”Well…..

3 Jul , 2015  

Mama bear to Papa bear:”Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it ‘goofing off’.”

Various animal jokes

One day Mullah was beating his…

3 Jul , 2015  

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

Various animal jokes

Q. What did the snail say when…

3 Jul , 2015  

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Various animal jokes

One day there was a tortoise w…

3 Jul , 2015  

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise […]