There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
What happened to the lizard in the wizard’s garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world’s greatest basketball player?Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
