A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” the man […]
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world’s greatest basketball player?Bear Jordan.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!
One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
