Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same […]
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: “What’s happened to this one?- I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
