How can you tell elephants love to travel ?They are always packing their trunk !

Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you’ll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

“I can’t believe it,” said the tourist. “I’ve been here an entire week and it’s done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?” “Well, that’s hard to say,” replied the local. “Last year, it was on a Wednesday.”

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?He wanted to find Pluto !

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”

Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She’d hardly begun when […]

Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank’s. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for […]

Where do werewolves stay when they’re on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!

Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?Resident: No, it’s 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.