Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.

First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.

Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.

How do you address a monster? Very politely.

Little monster: Mom, I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your supper.

How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.

On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.