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What monster flies his kite in…

27 Apr , 2013  

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein

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What’s a monsters favorite pla…

27 Apr , 2013  

What’s a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet

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What kind of monster is safe t…

27 Apr , 2013  

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf

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Why are monsters huge and hair…

27 Apr , 2013  

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s

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What’s pink and gray and wrink…

27 Apr , 2013  

What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster

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Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a…

27 Apr , 2013  

Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.

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What do you get if a huge hair…

27 Apr , 2013  

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !

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What do you call a clever mons…

27 Apr , 2013  

What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

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What did one of Frankenstein’s…

27 Apr , 2013  

What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.

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What did Dr Frankenstein get w…

27 Apr , 2013  

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

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Where does the bride of Franke…

27 Apr , 2013  

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

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What was the inscription on th…

27 Apr , 2013  

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.