What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein

What’s a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s

What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster

Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.

What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.