Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out ” I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!” The second boy goes […]
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. ‘Alec !’ yelled the teacher, ‘you’ve done nothing. Why?”Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do !’
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny.’Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’At this Johnny howled louder than ever.’Now what is it ?’ asked his dad.’I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!’
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That’s what I’m afraid of!
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. “Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve only got to make a will. And […]
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.””I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. “Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.”
Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.
I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile? I’d like to but they insist on money
