Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(‘He wanted cold hard cash!’)

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.””What’s the problem?””When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money’s tight these days!

How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

What is the quickest way to double your money ?Fold it in half !

Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.