Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?” A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish […]
Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov.- Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.
Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his officer candidates and yelling at them as he supposedly developed them into future Naval Officers. We […]
– When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn’t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general’s arrival. Finally, the general comes in.- Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt.Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers.”Does that mean I’m medically exempt?” he asked.”No,” answered […]
Colin Powell, once USA’s highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives. Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. He was assured that it was a very important […]
Short-sighted sarge: “Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!””But sarge, that’s a hydrant!”Sarge:”Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well.”
During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, “How’d you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?” “Well suh,” drawled the boy, “To be honest, this is my first public war.”
