Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could … Continue reading →

General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing.When asked about his impressions, he commented:”No military precision in drill…””Why?””Did you see those violin players? They were moving their bows not … Continue reading →

A retired sergeant was asked: “Well, how do you like civilian life?””Terrible,” he said gruffly, “all those people around and nobody in charge!”

During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered, he sneered and said “you are all wrong, the army is now your home”.Back at … Continue reading →

There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turining point of wordl war 2?” “Battle … Continue reading →