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While practicing autorotations…

29 May , 2012  

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the […]

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During camouflage training in …

29 May , 2012  

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.”You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Don’t you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?””Yes sir,” the solder answered apologetically. […]

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Following some duty overseas, …

29 May , 2012  

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to […]

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– Who likes music? – asks a co…

29 May , 2012  

– Who likes music? – asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Two paratrooper recruits in a …

29 May , 2012  

Two paratrooper recruits in a plane:- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute.- Is it mandatory to wear it?- Sure. It’s raining outside.

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Recruits were shocked at the l…

29 May , 2012  

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: “Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?””Learnit, hell, it’s a gift,” proudly informed the NCO.

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The theatrical manager exclaim…

29 May , 2012  

The theatrical manager exclaimed: “Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real.” “It was. I’ve got a large nail in my shoe.” “Well,” said the manager, “for heaven’s sake leave it in until the end of the run of […]

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Q: How is Saddam like Fred Fli…

29 May , 2012  

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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Q: What’s the difference betwe…

17 May , 2012  

Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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Q: Did you hear that it is twi…

17 May , 2012  

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.

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Q: What is Iraq’s national bir…

17 May , 2012  

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird ? A: Duck

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Q: What is the best Iraqi job …

17 May , 2012  

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador