What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness?You’re in the wrong house.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.
