How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? – Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as […]
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively […]
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
