What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!”What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, […]
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, “Excuse me, did you want that cart?””No,” he answered. “I’m only after one thing.”As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.
why don’t men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.
