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A woman was cutting her husban…

17 Nov , 2009  

A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked. “And more hair than Dad,” added their son.

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A guy walks in to the Barbersh…

17 Nov , 2009  

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.” Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your […]

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There are three ways a man wea…

17 Nov , 2009  

There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed

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A guy admired the hair of thre…

17 Nov , 2009  

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?” Fluffing her hair, […]

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Q: Why are brunettes so proud …

17 Nov , 2009  

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.

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What side of a monster has mor…

17 Nov , 2009  

What side of a monster has more hair ?The outside !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Barber…

17 Nov , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !

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Why do polo bears like bald me…

17 Nov , 2009  

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

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What do you call a proton with…

17 Nov , 2009  

What do you call a proton with big hair? A ‘froton.

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What kind of hair do oceans ha…

17 Nov , 2009  

What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !

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I want a hair cut please. Cert…

17 Nov , 2009  

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

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What do you call a pen with no…

17 Nov , 2009  

What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !