I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?Radio waves !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?Permanent waves !

How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.

For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.

How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.