What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”.

What TV game show do fish like best?Name that tuna!

What part of a fish weighs the most ? It’s scales !

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

Why are fish so smart?They are always in schools!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?A football net !