What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

Why are fish cleverer than humans?Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

Where do fish come from?Finland!

Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!

What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!

What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? ‘Your plaice or mine’ !

Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !