Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!”Tom replied, “I’m not, but … Continue reading →

A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.When the fire department arrived they got out … Continue reading →

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had … Continue reading →

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!

Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire department.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?To keep their pants up.