Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the … Continue reading →

A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean?”That’s easy, each time one of … Continue reading →

The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.As … Continue reading →

Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb

Q: What word begins with the letter “F” and ends in “UCK”?A: FIRETRUCK.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? “Holy smoke!”

What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone … Continue reading →

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.