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Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A…

17 Sep , 2009  

Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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When the employees of a restau…

17 Sep , 2009  

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.”Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In […]

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A firefighter died and went to…

17 Sep , 2009  

A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean?”That’s easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour.” says the devil.”I […]

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The Volunteer Fire Chief in a …

17 Sep , 2009  

The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, “Don’t worry… it’s just the […]

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Q. A fireman had two sons. Wha…

17 Sep , 2009  

Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb

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Q: What word begins with the l…

17 Sep , 2009  

Q: What word begins with the letter “F” and ends in “UCK”?A: FIRETRUCK.

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What did the fireman’s wife ge…

17 Sep , 2009  

What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !

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A fire started on some grassla…

17 Sep , 2009  

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they […]

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Q: What is the first thing off…

17 Sep , 2009  

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.

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Two fellows were sitting in a …

17 Sep , 2009  

Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!”Tom replied, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is…”

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A fire broke out in a six stor…

17 Sep , 2009  

A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump […]

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During a big fire downtown the…

17 Sep , 2009  

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black […]