Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Don’t talk rubbish!
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO…What’s wrong with them?They keep slipping out from under my arms!
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a beeBuzz off can’t you see I’m busy?
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!Didn’t I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can you give me something?Yes – here’s a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor said, “don’t get excited, don’t get mad, and forget about baseball when you’re off the field.” Then he added, “By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and […]
