Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me?You have a broken finger!
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.”You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work.By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.”What took you so long to answer?””I was in bed.””What were you […]
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.””Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone.”
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
